WTF Coach

WTF Am I Doing

With My Life?

When clarity feels impossible and decisions are overwhelming, I help you cut through the noise and finally move forward.

Choose Your Path to Clarity

WTF Clarity Session

$333

A one-hour deep dive for people stuck in a decision spiral.

  • 1:1 video session focused on your specific roadblock

  • Personalized action plan

  • Targeted exercises to clarify your next steps

  • Slack follow-up support for one week

Shit's Gotta Change Package

$888

A 3-week coaching sprint with one session per week, plus custom worksheets and tools to move through a life pivot.

  • 3 in-depth 1:1 coaching sessions

  • Custom action plan tailored to your situation

  • Weekly accountability check-ins

  • Priority email support throughout

  • Digital toolkit with worksheets & resources

Meet Fancy

I’m not here to sprinkle glitter on your breakdown and call it a breakthrough. I’ve walked out of careers, burned bridges I built myself, and wrote the damn book on firing your boss when your soul’s on life support. After 15+ years of career pivots, identity crises, and “what now?” spirals, I don’t do performative pep talks — I do real momentum.


My style? Part intuitive guide. Part strategist. Part “get your sh*t together” truth-teller. I’ll help you sort the noise, name what you really want, and move — even if it’s messy, even if it’s scary, even if you’re still mid-freakout.

Think of me as the 'WTF Am I Doing' Whisperer.

You're Probably Here If...

  • You've been saying 'I'll figure it out next month' for the past year

  • You're successful on paper but miserable on the inside

  • Making decisions feels impossible because you're overthinking everything

  • You're terrified of making the wrong choice so you make no choice at all

  • You know what you DON'T want but have no idea what you DO want

  • You feel like you're just going through the motions in your career or relationships

  • Your life is “fine,” but secretly, you want something f*cking amazing

What I Actually Do...

This isn’t therapy. It’s not your bestie gassing you up.
It’s decision support for real life pivots.

Cut Through The Noise

I help you identify what actually matters to you versus what you think should matter based on external expectations.

Uncover Hidden Patterns

We'll explore the subconscious patterns that keep you making the same decisions and ending up in the same situations.

Create Actionable Plans

No vague advice—you'll walk away with specific, concrete steps to move forward in alignment with your values.

Provide Honest Feedback

I'll tell you what you need to hear, not just what you want to hear (but always with compassion).

Build Decision-Making Confidence

Create a plan that aligns with your values, your energy, and your truth

Who This Is For

My approach works best for people who are:

Perfect For You If:

  • You're ready to do the work (even when it's uncomfortable)

  • You want guidance, not someone to tell you exactly what to do

  • You're tired of surface-level advice and want deeper insights

  • You can handle direct feedback delivered with care

  • You're willing to question your assumptions about yourself

Not a Good Fit If:

  • You're currently in crisis and need clinical mental health support

  • You're looking for a quick fix without any internal work

  • You're not open to considering different perspectives

  • You want someone to validate all your current choices

  • You want a coach who only focuses on positivity and affirmations

Ready to Get Unstuck?

Whether you need a one-time clarity boost or ongoing support through a major change, I'm here to help you move from confusion to clarity.

WTF AM I Doing With My Life?

Transformational coaching for moments of uncertainty

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